mr and mr fenton at walmart

Mr. Fenton Banned from his local store>>>> After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton >>>> insisted her husband >>>> accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. >>>> >>>> Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found >>>> shopping>>>> and preferred to get in and get out. >>>> >>>> Equally unfortunate, Mrs. Fenton was like most >>>> women--she loved to >>>> browse. >>>> >>>> One day Mrs. Fenton received the following >>>> letter from her local >>>> Wal-Mart. >>>> >>>> Dear Mrs. Fenton, >>>> >>>> Over the past six months, your husband has been >>>> causing quite a commotion in our store. >>>> We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to >>>> ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. >>>> Fenton are listed below and >>>> are documented by our video surveillance cameras. >>>> >>>> June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put >>>> them in people's carts when >>>> they weren't looking. >>>> >>>> July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House-wares to >>>> go off at 5-minute intervals. >>>> >>>> July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor >>>> leading to the women's restroom. >>>> >>>> July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in >>>> an official voice, >>>> "Code 3 in House-wares. Get on it right away." >>>> >>>> August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put >>>> a bag of M&M's on layaway. >>>> >>>> September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to >>>> a carpeted area. >>>> >>>> September 15: Set up a tent in the camping >>>> department and told other shoppers >>>> he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and >>>> blankets from the bedding department. >>>> >>>> September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help >>>> him he began crying >>>> and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me >>>> alone?" >>>> >>>> October 4: Looked right into the security camera >>>> and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. >>>> >>>> November 10: While handling guns in the hunting >>>> department, he asked the clerk >>>> where the antidepressants were. >>>> >>>> December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously >>>> while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. >>>> >>>> December 6: In the auto department, he practiced >>>> his "Madonna look" by >>>> using different sizes of funnels. >>>> >>>> December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when >>>> people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" >>>> >>>> December 21: When an announcement came over the >>>> loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position >>>> and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" >>>> >>>> Last, but not least: >>>> >>>> December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the >>>> door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, >>>>"Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!" >>>> >>>> Regards, Wal-Mart Amazon Price: $8.16List Price: $14.98 Amazon Price: $2.99 Amazon Price: $6.70List Price: $12.97 Amazon Price: $40.23List Price: $59.98

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